We or should I say Jane Marie was looking for bargain cork purses in Funchal Madeira Portugal, when a shop keeper said “turn left at door #59.” It’s the technique They take their doors very seriously, very competitive. Artsy Craftsy neighborhood #47 Deep Indigenous How many more doors to go? By appointment Only #58 we must be there? Aguardente from Madeira is a spirit drink produced exclusively by alcoholic fermentation and distillation of the juice of sugarcane “Did she say #59 or #69?” Only the Postman knows. La Tartaruga Cute Let’s slug down a little Augardente Look Jane Marie we could sit here Pretty clever those Portuguese What’s that up there? #76’s idea of utopia Clean & Crisp Gallery Street Art Close but No Clothes Duck before entering Scary Does that say #95 Only the shadow knows Top Ten Storyteller Bag Family Sex Sells Is that it?